Santa College Men Ek Sundar Ladki Se Bola 'Aapka Naam Kya Hai?' Ladaki (Gusse Men) Boli 'Mujhe Sab Bahan Kahte Hain' Santa: O Achchha! Aap Hi Hain Wo Jiski Vajah Se Sab Mujhe Jija Ji Jija Ji Kahte Hain
Santa: Aaj Pahli Baar Meri Alaarm Ghadi Se Aak Khuli Banta: Vah Kaise? Santa: Meri Bivi Ne Use Mere Sir Par Fenk Mara
Jito: Sunate Ho Kal Hamari Shadi Ki Salgirah Hai Na? Santa: Ha Darling Is Khas Din Ko Main Kaise Bhul Sakta Hu? Jito: To Kal Kaha Jayenge Ye Batao? Santa Muskurate Hue Bola "Kal Ham Apni Pyari Si Patni Ke Sasural Jayenge"
Banta: Yaar Suraj Rat Ko Kyon Nahin Nikalata? Santa: Kya Pata Nikalata Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Kuch Dikhai Nahin Deta
Banta: Are Yar Nali Se Badi Durgandh Aati Hai Final Kyon Nahin Chhidakte? Santa: Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Durgandh Aati Hai? Banta: Naak Se Santa (Hanste Hue) Bola: To Aap Apni Naak Men Finayal Kyon Nahin Chhidkava Lete?
Santa: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Me Kya Hai To Tokari Ke Aadhe Ande Tere Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Kitane Hain To 10 Ke 10 Tere Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Murgi Bhi Teri? Banta: Abe Koi Sanket (Hint) To De